Person: “Ugh, drug addicts are so pathetic and stupid. Just stop using, it can’t be that hard.”
Same person: “I can’t start the day without my coffee! lol”
"Ugh, I need a smoke, my head is killing me!"
"Hold on, I need to go by the liquor store. I’ve run out again! Can you believe it?”
Just because your drug of choice is legal doesn’t mean you’re not an addict too!
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
I’m fuCkING SCREAMING
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
if you ever feel stressed or anxious, breathe in for 4 seconds, keep it in for 8 seconds, and exhale for 7 seconds. its amazing what breathing can do for you, and you can do it in a room full of people and nobody will know
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest